Summer cold

And before you say it. Recently i have not been naked for the most part for the pass three weeks. I have had people vanillas in ands out of my house in the past three weeks that really i gave up most of my hermit time and took to wearing yes clothes. Not even female clothes i did not even shave so natural you could say. Well natural for vanillas. Now you are saying if you know me that cannot be true he is telling a fib.

I have witnesses my friends that stop over for coffee on Tuesdays have not seen an ounce of flesh nor bit of lace so i have decides that clothes are the breeding ground of the common cold. So here is the thing we could eliminate the common cold in our life time if we follow this plan. Anyone with a cold or symptoms of one should be stripped where they are their clothes should be burnt all their hair should be shaved off. Now since we do call it a bug and the only way of killing a bug is slapping it well the greenest way of killing a bug is slapping it the person should have every inch of their skin slapped. Of course moisture nurtures bugs so special attention should be given to the genitals the buttocks and mammary glands they should receive special attention.Then they should be feeling so much better trey should be sent on their way but kept naked for at least three days to ensure the bug is dead with perhaps a follow up treatment of those damp areas.

That is my cure you are welcome to use it and i do not mind being the test case as i have a cold. You can visit here with the intent of giving the cure at 13 13 dave sneezing
Montreal Que hack postal code lol ack. Should you wish to donate to further research then send money and checks to the same address just make them out to health is a red ass. There is a side research going on to see at what temperature the slapping should be deliver at they are frigid asses and things at the same address . Help humanity move into the next century with out the cold.

Yes this came from demented minds inc. The same people that brought you Water SPort the only shower that does not use energy nor water how green is that.