Saint Patrick’s day

Where I grew up there was a joke said about the irish lining up at City Hall to have their asses painted green. At night some one Irish always felt the need to show us all that his was not painted. Which upon exposure gave a perfect opportunity for the others at the table to throw a beer into his trousers. The beer was green so now indisputably his ass was a pale green. Well it was if you were as drunk as the rest of us.

Now if only there was a slave day. Then a hassle there would be what colour would be chosen? Pink on most white folks will not stand out more blends in. Red, green, yellow, purple, violet and blue sort of spoke for by Christmas, Valentines, St Patties and Easter of course. Well I leave the Dominants come up with the colour of course I won’t hold my breath for too long. As for the process perhaps an out doors event long line of subs and slaves naked in the sunlight waiting to have their butts painted for the day. I will leave the details to your fertile evil minds.