Slipping away

A couple of years ago i used to issue challenges. They deal usually on my performance of a task if the person won by answering correctly. One of the few times i lost i was suppose to walk down a street wearing a leopard print slip stay up nylons and a jean jacket. It was supposed to be after a party downtown the street was supposed to be a quiet one. i remember because  i had visited friends to ask their opinion of the slip in public and while the offered another dress they also said that the slip covered what needed to be and that it was fine

today i decided to wear it to clean up the house  and i noticed that either i am hanging lower or it shrank i would have said i gained weight but i know the opposite happened so i am putting it down to my eyes they must have been worst then and i did not see how short this slip was. That said it is off to clean the house and keep the slip on for the length of time it takes me to do so. Now if i work  by one of my old rules when i had slaves they were not allowed to bend their knees to pick up anything on the floor week lets just say the moon might be out all day! Hmmm wonder what would be in the mind of any of my former slaves seeing me in my leopard slip and apron.