Christmas torture

No not the fact that aunt may is coming to dinner. This time of the year is special to us in different ways so I was wondering do you have a favorite Christmas theme based torture. Since I love nipple torture the idea of clamps and bells has been done often being used as a center piece for the table decoration is another( this one can be wild if you include burning candles). All sorts of things you can do with candy canes! So what evil thoughts are you having about Christmas now! Care to share?