Pants

A funny thought occurred tome:

Anyone that reads my blog during the summer knows of my addiction to being naked . i love to be .i love feeling the sun or rain on me . That cool breeze or a hot wind.

At this time of the year it is very hard for me to get back into my clothes . the worse is pants and underwear. i have come to the conclusion that pants are the invention of a Dominant most likely a Female Dominant. All us males in North America got sucked in the only smart ones were the Scots and their refusal to give up the kilt.

First of all we as men like to wear jeans at least i do. This like puts the family jewels in peril. The construction of jeans has a re-enforced seams . That puts a double edge to the crotch that acts as a divider of the testicles. Unlike women that are made different as to accept the seam and enjoy it more we are almost castrated every time we put the thing as on. So then this designer has the idea to make boxers same design.

I think the wedgie has been around since the first women decided to grab on to her male and not let him go out with the boys . As in if he kept walking he would loose les boys. Tight Whites ya do not let them fool you first hot day and the gonads are med rare to well done in seconds no pant manufactures has sort of got us by teh balls i tell you.

One other thing that caused me to think it was a women that designed pants . Who else would put teeth a millimeter away from the jewels. Lion tamers put their head in the lion's mouth have you ever seen them put their balls there.
Well all i have to say is i have Scottish blood in my and to make sure that it does not end up ion the teeth of my pants i say we throw off these pant shackles and go back to wearing real mens clothes like skirts no i mean kilts it is our right to swing free so off with the boxers and briefs. Stand free i am with you till the end just let me get this dam duct tape i will be up with ya!!! Well maybe upp is not a good word (LOL)